The Baby Juice Express (2004): cast, story & where to watch
2004 · Film
Released in 2004, The Baby Juice Express is a comedy and crime film directed by Michael Hurst, running about 85 minutes. “One false move and the sperm gets it!” — that tagline sets the tone.
What it’s about. A middle class London lad’s gangster fantasies go awry when his dodgy uncle puts them into debt to a real life crime boss. Still pulling strings from behind bars, the kingpin’s only desire is to conceive an heir by smuggling his sperm to his wife on the outside. There’s only one way the boys know how to raise the money fast … hijack the ‘baby juice express’. But kidnapping ‘baby juice’ turns out to be fraught with even more peril than the bumbling wannabes could possibly have imagined in this cheeky spin on the gangster genre. Starring Nick Moran (Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels), with Julian Clary (one of Britain’s funniest) and Joe Bugner (former boxing champion and one of Australia’s toughest!).
Who’s in it. The Baby Juice Express stars Nick Moran as Des, Nick Brimble as Krakowski, Lisa Faulkner as Lauren and Phil Davis as Frank O'Reilly, among others.
Where to watch. In US you can rent or buy it from Amazon Video. See the full, country-by-country breakdown on our where to watch The Baby Juice Express page.
If you liked it. Fans of The Baby Juice Express tend to enjoy Forrest Gump, Parasite, Life Is Beautiful and Fight Club.
Frequently asked
- Where can I watch The Baby Juice Express (2004)?
- In US, The Baby Juice Express is available to rent or buy from Amazon Video. Availability varies by country — check our where-to-watch page for every region.
- Who stars in The Baby Juice Express?
- The Baby Juice Express stars Nick Moran, Nick Brimble, Lisa Faulkner, Phil Davis and Samantha Womack.
- When was The Baby Juice Express released?
- The Baby Juice Express was released in 2004, with a runtime of about 85 minutes.