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Long Row to Hoe (2006): cast, story & where to watch

2006 · Film

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Released in 2006, Long Row to Hoe is a comedy film directed by Giuseppe Andrews, running about 60 minutes.

What it’s about. Tired of living under a bridge like a troll, middle-aged homeless man Ronzoni decides to reconnect with his roots. Buying a bowling ball as a Christmas gift, he heads out to visit his retired father and distant sister Agatha who live in a local trailer park. Unfortunately, they both think he’s a wholly worthless bum. When a large box lands on his chest, Ronzoni is stuck behind his dad’s double wide and no matter how hard they try, they just can’t seem to get the empty cardboard container off his body. Wanting to escape his incessantly whining, the pair head off to a hotel. There, Agatha meets Nicholas, an in-room escort who opens her eyes to the joy of music and the fun of making anti-porno.

Who’s in it. Long Row to Hoe stars Vietnam Ron, Marybeth Spychalski, Joey Murcia and Kai Scott, among others.

Where to watch. Streaming options change often. See the full, country-by-country breakdown on our where to watch Long Row to Hoe page.

If you liked it. Fans of Long Row to Hoe tend to enjoy Forrest Gump, Parasite, Life Is Beautiful and Fight Club.

Frequently asked

Where can I watch Long Row to Hoe (2006)?
Streaming, rental and purchase options for Long Row to Hoe change frequently. Check our where-to-watch page for the latest availability in your country.
Who stars in Long Row to Hoe?
Long Row to Hoe stars Vietnam Ron, Marybeth Spychalski, Joey Murcia, Kai Scott and Walter Patterson.
When was Long Row to Hoe released?
Long Row to Hoe was released in 2006, with a runtime of about 60 minutes.