Where can I watch You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine (1977)?

Streaming, rental and purchase options for You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine change frequently. Check our where-to-watch page for the latest availability in your country.

Is You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine worth watching?

You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine holds an audience score of 4.8 out of 10, and is a strong pick if you enjoy comedy. Reactions are mixed, so it may depend on taste.

Who stars in You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine?

You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine stars Coluche, Dominique Lavanant, Anémone, Martin Lamotte and Michel Blanc.

When was You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine released?

You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine was released in 1977, with a runtime of about 92 minutes.

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You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine (1977): cast, story & where to watch

1977 · Film · ★ 4.8

Released in 1977, You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine is a comedy film directed by Coluche, running about 92 minutes.

What it’s about. Whilst King Gros Pif I amuses himself at debauched banquets, his musketeers pursue their tax-collecting duties with a malicious zeal. Goaded by the court jester (who is also the Queen’s lover), the ministers decide to put an end to this regime and have the King locked up. Hearing the news, the famous Chevalier Blanc comes to his rescue. Aided by the knight and his cousin Lucienne, the King flees to Flanders, where he devises a scheme to win him back the throne of France...

Who’s in it. You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine stars Coluche as Le roi Gros Pif Ier, Dominique Lavanant as La reine Madeleine, Anémone as La cousine Lucienne and Martin Lamotte as Le bouffon, among others.

How it landed. With an audience score of 4.8/10, You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine has proved divisive with audiences.

Where to watch. Streaming options change often. See the full, country-by-country breakdown on our where to watch You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine page.

If you liked it. Fans of You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine tend to enjoy Forrest Gump, Parasite, Life Is Beautiful and Fight Club.

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Where can I watch You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine (1977)?: Streaming, rental and purchase options for You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine change frequently. Check our where-to-watch page for the latest availability in your country.
Is You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine worth watching?: You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine holds an audience score of 4.8 out of 10, and is a strong pick if you enjoy comedy. Reactions are mixed, so it may depend on taste.
Who stars in You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine?: You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine stars Coluche, Dominique Lavanant, Anémone, Martin Lamotte and Michel Blanc.
When was You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine released?: You Won't Have Alsace-Lorraine was released in 1977, with a runtime of about 92 minutes.