Goretech: Welcome To Planet M*therfucker (2012): cast, story & where to watch

Released in 2012, Goretech: Welcome To Planet M*therfucker is an action, comedy, horror and science fiction film directed by Germán Magariños, running about 81 minutes. “THE BEST FILM IN THE HISTORY OF HUMANITY.” — that tagline sets the tone.

What it’s about. Earth succumbed to a nuclear war caused by an infamous evil being known as Dr Hell, who today dominates the world with his technology from a distant planet called Goretech. Now the world is only violence and death and humanity is inexorably approaching its extinction, as there are no women left alive. A timorous and cowardly young man named Han meets a mythical curmudgeonly old man who will teach him the secret of martial arts, and together they will fight to end the tyranny of the sinister Dr Hell.

Who’s in it. Goretech: Welcome To Planet M*therfucker stars Paul Divano as Han Sordo, Vic Cicuta as Salas/Estala, Ramón Caribe as Dr Hell/Heller and Hernán Panessi as Breadiff, among others.

Where to watch. Streaming options change often. See the full, country-by-country breakdown on our where to watch Goretech: Welcome To Planet M*therfucker page.

If you liked it. Fans of Goretech: Welcome To Planet M*therfucker tend to enjoy The Dark Knight, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, Inception and The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.