Porch Pirates (2024): cast, story & where to watch
2024 · Film · ★ 3
Released in 2024, Porch Pirates is a comedy, family and crime film directed by Jeff Hamm, running about 107 minutes.
What it’s about. When a gang of bumbling porch pirates targets East Texas during the holiday season, three small-town detectives jump into action. Their mission? Recover stolen packages—including a rare Beanie Baby and the Mayor’s prized Christmas pickle—before Christmas spirit disappears. Packed with slapstick laughs, festive hijinks, and heartwarming moments, Porch Pirates is a family-friendly holiday comedy for all ages.
Who’s in it. Porch Pirates stars Jay Dee Walters as Jack Tyler, Ryan T. Johnson as Sticky/Kenny Rogers, Candace Kirkpatrick as Maria Tyler and Eric Hanson as Fast Eddie, among others.
How it landed. With an audience score of 3.0/10, Porch Pirates has proved divisive with audiences.
Where to watch. In US you can rent or buy it from Amazon Video and Apple TV Store. See the full, country-by-country breakdown on our where to watch Porch Pirates page.
If you liked it. Fans of Porch Pirates tend to enjoy Forrest Gump, Parasite, Life Is Beautiful and Fight Club.
Frequently asked
- Where can I watch Porch Pirates (2024)?
- In US, Porch Pirates is available to rent or buy from Amazon Video and Apple TV Store. Availability varies by country — check our where-to-watch page for every region.
- Is Porch Pirates worth watching?
- Porch Pirates holds an audience score of 3.0 out of 10, and is a strong pick if you enjoy comedy, family and crime. Reactions are mixed, so it may depend on taste.
- Who stars in Porch Pirates?
- Porch Pirates stars Jay Dee Walters, Ryan T. Johnson, Candace Kirkpatrick, Eric Hanson and Phil Mendoza.
- When was Porch Pirates released?
- Porch Pirates was released in 2024, with a runtime of about 107 minutes.