Minty the Assassin (2009): cast, story & where to watch
2009 · Film · ★ 2.7
Released in 2009, Minty the Assassin is an action, comedy and adventure film directed by Eugene Baldovino, running about 80 minutes. “A fanboy fantasy about lesbians, martial arts, high heels and science.” — that tagline sets the tone.
What it’s about. MINTY is a youthful, raven haired, punk rock, feminist, female super heroine, that gets her super powers from eating chocolate (which is a good source of antioxidants). One day Minty's agent, BIG BOSS, an older and honorable gentlemen, is taken hostage by DOCTOR BRAIN BENDER, the evil neuro-scientist. Minty then fights her way up various perverse floors of Doctor Brain Bender's paranormal building to rescue Big Boss. Several unusual villains stand in her way: CAPTAIN CAPABILITY, a freak of nature; SENSATIONAL NINJA, an effeminate assassin; RAT MONSTER, a depressed mutant; BRUCE ZEE, a psycho martial artist; MOLLY LEVIATHAN, a sensual super vixen; ZEN COWBOY, a blindfolded gunslinger; and DOUBLE DELICIOUS, an intellectual lesbian vampire. Throughout this wild odyssey, Minty educates her adversaries on the fascinating world of natural science and then uses her beauty, her brains, and pure brutality to demonstrate the biological theory of the survival of the fittest
Who’s in it. Minty the Assassin stars Elina Madison as Minty, Anthony Ray Parker as Big Boss, Tabitha Taylor as Double Delicious and Chip Joslin as Dr. Brain Bender, among others.
How it landed. With an audience score of 2.7/10, Minty the Assassin has proved divisive with audiences.
Where to watch. Streaming options change often. See the full, country-by-country breakdown on our where to watch Minty the Assassin page.
If you liked it. Fans of Minty the Assassin tend to enjoy The Dark Knight, The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King, Inception and The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring.
Frequently asked
- Where can I watch Minty the Assassin (2009)?
- Streaming, rental and purchase options for Minty the Assassin change frequently. Check our where-to-watch page for the latest availability in your country.
- Is Minty the Assassin worth watching?
- Minty the Assassin holds an audience score of 2.7 out of 10, and is a strong pick if you enjoy action, comedy and adventure. Reactions are mixed, so it may depend on taste.
- Who stars in Minty the Assassin?
- Minty the Assassin stars Elina Madison, Anthony Ray Parker, Tabitha Taylor, Chip Joslin and Jacki R. Chan.
- When was Minty the Assassin released?
- Minty the Assassin was released in 2009, with a runtime of about 80 minutes.