Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008): cast, story & where to watch
2008 · Film · ★ 6.4
Released in 2008, Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is a comedy, drama, adventure and war film directed by Steve Miner, running about 100 minutes. “The Army Will Never Be The Same” — that tagline sets the tone.
What it’s about. When fluffy, bubble gum movie star Megan Valentine suddenly finds herself broke and humiliated in the public eye, she wanders from the wreckage of a car accident and witlessly enlists in the U.S. Army hoping in vain that it will change her life.
Who’s in it. Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous stars Jessica Simpson as Private Megan Valentine, Olesya Rulin as Private Petrovich, Aimee Garcia as Private Vicky Castillo and Keiko Agena as Private Hailey Hamamori, among others.
How it landed. With an audience score of 6.4/10, Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous has drawn a solid, mixed-to-positive response. It went on to earn $104K at the box office.
Where to watch. In US you can stream it on Amazon Prime Video and Amazon Prime Video with Ads and rent or buy it from Amazon Video, Apple TV Store, Google Play Movies and YouTube. See the full, country-by-country breakdown on our where to watch Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous page.
If you liked it. Fans of Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous tend to enjoy Forrest Gump, Parasite, Life Is Beautiful and Fight Club.
Frequently asked
- Where can I watch Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous (2008)?
- In US, Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous is available to stream on Amazon Prime Video and Amazon Prime Video with Ads, and rent or buy from Amazon Video, Apple TV Store and Google Play Movies. Availability varies by country — check our where-to-watch page for every region.
- Is Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous worth watching?
- Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous holds an audience score of 6.4 out of 10, and is a strong pick if you enjoy comedy, drama, adventure and war. Reactions are mixed, so it may depend on taste.
- Who stars in Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous?
- Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous stars Jessica Simpson, Olesya Rulin, Aimee Garcia, Keiko Agena and Jill Marie Jones.
- When was Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous released?
- Private Valentine: Blonde & Dangerous was released in 2008, with a runtime of about 100 minutes.