In the Army Now

Sleep tight, America! The safety of the free world rests in his hands!

Bones Conway and Jack Kaufman didn't really know what they were in for when they enlisted in the U.S. Army; they just wanted to get a job and make some money. But these new recruits are so hapless, they run the risk of getting kicked out before their military careers even begin. Soon, though, they're sent to the Middle East to fight for their country -- which they manage to do in their own wacky ways.

Pauly Shore

Bones Conway

Andy Dick

Jack Kaufman

Lori Petty

Christine Jones

David Alan Grier

Fred Ostroff

Esai Morales

Sgt. Stern

Lynn Whitfield

Sgt. Ladd

Art LaFleur

First Sergeant Brandon T. Williams

Fabiana Udenio

Gabriella

Glenn Morshower

Recruiting Sergeant Richard Day

Beau Billingslea

Sergeant Daniels

Peter Spellos

Mr. Quinn

Brendan Fraser

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