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Heartlands (2003)

2003-04-27 · 1h 30m · EN
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An offbeat road trip... An exciting new world!

Gentle Colin 'Col' Lawes happily lead a quiet life, running a news agency with his soiled-rotten wife Sandra and playing competition darts in the Atletic Arms team. Colin catches her committing adultery with team captain Geoff, a cop, who pretends Colin abused her. Col is thrown off the team just after it qualified for the league finals in Blackpool. He decides to travel there alone, hoping to win her back.

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Damien O'DonnellDirectorPaul FraserWriter

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Top billed cast

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Michael SheenMichael SheenColinMark AddyMark AddyRonEric BristowEric BristowThe Crafty CockneyJim CarterJim CarterGeoffRuss BrayRuss BrayDarts AnnouncerCelia ImrieCelia ImrieSonjaMark StrongMark StrongIanPhillipa PeakPhillipa PeakSarahJane RobbinsJane RobbinsSandraRuth JonesRuth JonesMandyPaul ShanePaul ShaneZippyAlan WilliamsAlan WilliamsDeno

Keywords

LoveAdulteryTowelBriefsDarts

Movie DNA

Genre affinityComedy · DramaTheme affinityLove · Adultery · TowelDialogue densityComedy · DramaPacingShortDirector preference558104Actor preference3621 · 42956 · 13103

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What is Heartlands about?

Gentle Colin 'Col' Lawes happily lead a quiet life, running a news agency with his soiled-rotten wife Sandra and playing competition darts in the Atletic Arms team. Colin catches her committing adultery with team captain Geoff, a cop, who pretends Colin abused her. Col is thrown off the team just after it qualified for the league finals in Blackpool. He decides to travel there alone, hoping to win her back.

How long is Heartlands?

Heartlands has a runtime of 90 minutes.