Richard Benjamin

Stuart Selsome

Cleavon Little

Jackson

James Coco

Henri

Scatman Crothers

Sam

Ruth Gordon

Arvilla Droll

Cloris Leachman

Mildred Carruthers

Roddy McDowall

Jenkins

Robert Morley

Bernstein

Richard Mulligan

Marvin Dummitz

Tony Randall

Henry Motley

Dirk Benedict

Jeff Stevens

Stephen Furst

Merle

Richard Masur

Georgie Carruthers

Vincent Price

Milton Parker

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Lars

Meat Loaf

Scum

Willie Aames

Kenny Stevens

Pat McCormick

Carnival Barker

Stephanie Faracy

Babbette

Avery Schreiber

Zoo Keeper

Hal Landon Jr.

Cornfield

Bobby Rolofson

Boy In Museum

Liz Torres

Lady Zero

Stuart Pankin

Duane

Carol Wayne

Nurse

Maureen Teefy

Lisa

Henry Polic II

Naked Policeman

Dale Kalberg

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