Cast (50)
Phil ProctorChristian A. Broder
Howard HessemanSenator McMannusDan BarrowsSenator PolanskiStephen FeinbergProctologist
Chevy ChaseChevy Chase
John CandyCooperTom DavisTom
Ron SilverDr. Manuel LaborErnie AndersonQuant O'Neill / Subway Reporter / AnnouncerKurt AndonMan at breakfast / DoctorEdwina GoughMelanie EdwardsLorry GoldmanPierre Skooché / Son
Lynne Marie StewartMarie
Gerrit GrahamFreddiePamela TollStreet AttendantPamela TollFather
Betty ThomasBridgit Bert Richards
Joe FlahertyCarl MichaelevichMary McCuskerCarol / Butch Girl
Pat ProftSkipper
Murphy DunneDwayneMurphy DunneDr. HolcombBart WilliamsSmilin' Ed McDonnelly
Roger BowenHenry Kissinger
Christopher RayWalter
Al FrankenAlNellie BellflowerGirl / Mrs. Pat Borzak / AnnouncerFrank von ZerneckWinfield CarmichaelDoug StecklerPregnant ManRebecca BrooksWeather Girl
William SchallertFrancis X. Cody
Howard StormRalph StevensBob McClurgCIA Man / R.C. Call
Michael MisloveFatherJulie MannixMotherFrancis von ZerneckSon
Danielle von ZerneckDaughter
Laraine NewmanSonjaBill SalugaVictorRigg KennedyGuard
Neal IsraelRabbi Rabinowitz / Hippie #2Rod GistLieutenant / Herb Mealy
Larry GelmanBill Guy
Danny GoldmanBarry Flanken
Joe RothPlayer-Announcer
Dody DornArchbishopWilliam WoodsonAnnouncerDick TufeldAnnouncerDick TufeldAnnouncerChristopher PrayWalter