Cast (115)
Anna FarisCindy
Regina HallBrenda
Craig BierkoTom Ryan
Bill PullmanHenry Hale
Anthony AndersonMahalik
Leslie NielsenPresident Baxter Harris
Molly ShannonMarilyn
Michael MadsenOliver
Chris ElliottEzekiel
Carmen ElectraHolly
Shaquille O'NealShaq
Phil McGrawHimself
Cloris LeachmanMrs. Norris
Conchita CampbellRachel
Beau MirchoffRobbie Ryan
Kevin HartCJ
DeRay DavisMarvin
Simon RexGeorgeYoungBloodZYoungBloodZ
Bryan CallenHarper
Alonzo BoddenJamison
Dave AttellKnifeman
Holly MadisonBlonde #1
Bridget MarquardtBlonde #2Kendra WilkinsonBlonde #3
Kendra WilkinsonBlonde #3
Drew MikuskaCody
ChingyChingy
FabolousGunman
Lil JonGloating Driver
Henry MahMr. KojiGarrett MasudaJapanese Ghost Boy
John ReardonJeremiah
Campbell LaneAmos
Catherine BarrollFemale Elder #1
Anna FergusonFemale Elder #2Sean AllanMale Elder #2
Ralph AldermanMale Elder #3Brad Sihvon'His Brother, The Sheriff!'Dave LeachMordecai
Andrew McNeeHossTomoko SatoJapanese Ghost Woman
Edward MossMichael JacksonDru WilliamsCindy's Husband
Debra WilsonOprah
Laura DashSaw Villain - AlienDavid MylreaZoltar / 'I'll Pay You'
Craig MazinSaw Villain (voice)
David ZuckerZoltar (voice)Michael McDonaldTiffany StoneChampagne PowellDon KingSteve ArcherSecret Service Agent
Tim HenryDock Foreman
Alex BruhanskiTiffany's Trainer
Doug AbrahamsFight Referee
Blaine AndersonVendor at Fight
Dale WolfeHang Gliding ManAnn Warn Pegg'Were You Naked?'
Jess McLeodLittle Girl
David Mackay'Alien Attack!'Tony AliTerrorist
Jana MitsoulaRunning Woman #1Sharon SimmsRunning Woman #2Mark Burgess'My Bowels Have Stopped Moving!'Wes TaylorMarilyn's New Husband
Gwenda LorenzettiMr. Koji's Assistant
Brenda McDonaldOld Lady HendersonTim O'HalloranPigface Joe
Darren RizzoloSpit Take Kid #1Adam CannelSpit Take Kid #2Sadie DecosteSpit Take Kid #3Michelle GrigorSpit Take Kid #4Leandro IddrisuSpit Take Kid #5Justin CallanSpit Take Kid #6
Yan-Kay Crystal LoweChingy's Girl #1
Christie LaingChingy's Girl #2Angelique NaudeChingy's Really Hot Waitress
Dexter BellChingy's Hype Man
Beverley BreuerBlonde Woman in Alien BasketScott BarrattFight Announcer
Barry W. LevyNational Spokesman
Darryl ScheelarShotgun Man
Rorelee TioYokoSteve KiziakTom's Neighbor #1
Link BakerTom's Neighbor #2Kimberley BuchananTom's Neighbor #3
Kathryn DobbsSchool Teacher
Tony MorelliBall ScratcherTina HosfordWet T-Shirt Girl #1
Elisa KingWet T-Shirt Girl #2Andrea MorrowWet T-Shirt Girl #3Monica DillonMahalik's Grandmother
Sarah EdmondsonBar Waitress
Kwesi AmeyawSoldier
Ted FriendReporterDaniel BruceBelgian MinisterChic GibsonUN Diplomat #1
Robbie SegulamUN Diplomat #2
Nimet KanjiUN Diplomat #3Gabriela CereceroUN Diplomat #4Michael IkedaUN Diplomat #5
Mina E. MinaUN Diplomat #6Ahmad SharmrouUN Diplomat #7Steadwick D'PenhaUN Diplomat #8Gregory BennettRussian DiplomatUget EbonyUN Diplomat #10George GroveDoctor
Charlie SheenTom Logan (uncredited)
James Earl JonesNarrator (uncredited)
Patrice O'NealRasheed (uncredited)
Chris WilliamsMarcus (uncredited)
Mashiah Vaughn-HulbertPrincipal (uncredited)
Kimani Ray SmithCut Man (uncredited)
Yaroslav PoverloBelgian Representative in UN (uncredited)
Amber BoryckiDancer (uncredited)Art
- Doug HardwickConstruction Coordinator
- Holger GrossProduction Design
- William HeslupArt Direction
- Chris BeachSet Designer
- Anneke Van OortArt Department Coordinator
- Graham CouttsProperty Master
- Mike McLeodConstruction Foreman
- Kevin ClarkLeadman
- Andrew EmdeAssistant Art Director
- Shannon GottliebSet Decoration
- Lori C. MillerTitle Designer
- Nelson DeweyStoryboard Artist
- Rick KramerGreensman
- Angela SchneiderArt Department Assistant
- Gail IrvineProps
- Keith ChristiansenSculptor
- Don AndersonAssistant Property Master
- Anne-Marie LeidlGraphic Designer
- Jan HolmstenConstruction Buyer
Camera
- Thomas E. AckermanDirector Of Photography
- Norm LiCamera Trainee
- David CroneCamera Operator
- Sean M. HardingFirst Assistant Camera
- Darren MichaelsStill Photographer
- Joe AleckGrip
- Kirk ChiswellAssistant Camera
- Tyler WoesteSecond Assistant Camera
- Corey RobsonDigital Imaging Technician
- Kim OlsenKey Grip
- Ryan MonroDolly Grip
- Dan GorvalBest Boy Grip
Costume & Make-Up
- Carol RamseyCostume Design
- Rita CiccozziFirst Assistant Makeup Artist
- Rebeccah DelchambreKey Makeup Artist
- Stan EdmondsMakeup Artist
- Luisa DalmagroSet Costumer
- Angelina P. CameronHairstylist
- Ellen FalguiereAssistant Costume Designer
- Dawn ClimieCostume Set Supervisor
- Adam CattSet Dressing Artist
- Ellen AndersonCostumer
- Jennifer GrossmanCostume Supervisor
- Liz FarrellKey Hair Stylist
Crew
- Tony MorelliStunt Coordinator
- Ali DunnStunt Double
- Crystal DalmanStunts
- Tanya AllenStunts
- Tanya AllenStunt Double
- Kimberly ChiangStunts
- Duane DickinsonStunts
- Jeffrey J. DashnawStunt Coordinator
- Krista BellStunts
- Ashlea EarlStunts
- Byron BriscoStunts
- Brad KellyStunts
- Terrance LeighStunt Double
- Dan SheaStunts
- Larissa StadnichukStunts
- Rick PearceStunts
- Darren E. ScottStunts
- Nicholas HarrisonStunt Double
- Andrea KinskyStunts
- James BamfordStunts
- Janene CarletonStunts
- Nesta ChapmanStunts
- Celia BondStunts
- Bruce CrawfordStunts
- Laura Lee ConneryStunt Double
- Tommy EuropeStunts
- Chad BellamyStunts
- Trevor AddieStunts
- Alex ChiangStunts
- Eli ZagoudakisStunt Double
- Brett ChanStunts
- Mathew YanagiyaStunts
- Jovan NenadicStunts
- Rene BishopStunts
- Colby ChartrandStunts
- Kathy HubbleStunts
- Martin AstlesMakeup Effects
- Leif HavdaleStunts
- Joshua LevinsonPost Production Supervisor
- Chris WebbStunts
- Gian GanzianoVisual Effects Editor
- Sharon SimmsStunts
- Chris HamptonSpecial Effects Technician
- Beverly KnightStunts
- Janina DallStunts
- Raymond ChanStunts
- Michelle JeanpierreStunts
- Martine BilodeauScenic Artist
- Vicki Galloway-WeimerExecutive Visual Effects Producer
- Brigitte ProchaskaUnit Publicist
- Samuel R. Harrison IIIVideo Assist Operator
- Reid PaulDigital Effects Producer
- Robert MilicevicSecurity
- Rob FournierArmorer
- Steve EllisTransportation Captain
- Rorelee TioStunts
- Rikki GagneStunts
- Mary Jo MacveyStudio Teacher
- Suzette BarnettCompositor
- Dave BozmanDriver
- Nikki AmoriasinoSpecial Effects Coordinator
- Aura PithartStand In
- Danny TorresSystems Administrators & Support
- Doug ChapmanStunts
- John CluffSpecial Effects Assistant
- Dan KeelerSpecial Effects Best Boy
- Tonya AllenStunt Double
- Darcy WoodleyAnimal Wrangler
Directing
- David ZuckerDirector
- Phil DornfeldSecond Unit Director
- Danielle de SmitScript Supervisor
- Daniel MansfieldThird Assistant Director
- Steve EathorneFirst Assistant Director
Editing
- Craig HerringEditor
- Tom LewisEditor
- Andrew S. EisenAssociate Editor
- Devin SterlingDigital Intermediate Producer
- Everette WebberDigital Intermediate Editor
- Jeff MaynardDigital Intermediate
- Mo HenryNegative Cutter
- Jordan AcombaFirst Assistant Editor
- Peter KwongAssistant Editor
Lighting
- Ryan BaileyGaffer
- Jeff HarveyBest Boy Electric
- Sean OxenburyRigging Gaffer
- Dean CollinsKey Rigging Grip
- Toby GormanLighting Technician
- Toby GormanLighting Technician
Production
- Harvey LowryDirector Of Operations
- Bob WeinsteinExecutive Producer
- Harvey WeinsteinExecutive Producer
- Roger MussendenCasting
- Robert K. WeissProducer
- Craig MazinProducer
- Matthew SteinExecutive In Charge Of Production
- Grace GilroyProduction Manager
- Grace GilroyCo-Producer
- Phil DornfeldAssociate Producer
- Sam RestivoPost Production Coordinator
- Geoff TeoliLocation Manager
- Melissa KostenbauderCasting Assistant
- Mark JacyszynProduction Supervisor
- Ray ScaliceGeneral Manager
- Sandra CouldwellExtras Casting
- Nikolette OrlandouAssociate Producer
- Leah GrahamProduction Coordinator
- Jill McQueenFirst Assistant Production Coordinator
- Harvey LowryDirector Of Operations
- Renee BellaAssistant Location Manager
- Jeff BarnesProduction Executive
- Susie McIlwaineLocation Production Assistant
- Jane PearsonAssistant Accountant
- Zack FoxAssistant Production Coordinator
- Ellie FoxPayroll Accountant
- Daniel AbramsonProduction Assistant
Sound
- Tami TreadwellAdr Recordist
- Denise HortaAdr Editor
- James L. VenableOriginal Music Composer
- Mark DeSimoneAdr Mixer
- James MorianaFoley Artist
- Michael MagillDialogue Editor
- Hamilton SterlingSupervising Sound Editor
- Christian P. MinklerSound Re-Recording Mixer
- Avram D. GoldSupervising Adr Editor
- Jim SchultzMusic Editor
- Jeremy PeirsonAdditional Sound Re-Recording Mixer
- Steven TicknorSound Designer
- Alex GibsonSupervising Music Editor
- James MoriokaSound Effects Editor
- Andrew BockFirst Assistant Sound Editor
- Maggie RodfordMusic Supervisor
- Robert AlthoffSound Recordist
- Shawn SykoraFoley Editor
- Mark BerrowMusician
- Nick IngmanConductor
- Roderick MatteBoom Operator
- Brian DixonScoring Mixer
- Murray BrownSound Mixer
- Carmen LavenderSound Assistant
Visual Effects
- Mat BeckVisual Effects Supervisor
- Brenda IlicVisual Effects Coordinator
- Ryan BozajianVfx Artist
- Alison O'BrienVisual Effects Producer
- Paal Anand3d Artist
- Beverly BernackiDigital Compositor
- Rik PaneroI/O Manager
- Robert BlyeCg Animator
- Jason DunnMatte Painter
- Steve HutchinsRotoscoping Artist