Lloyd Kaufman

Aaron. A Applebee

Mindy Dougherty

K9 Officer

Hunter O'Harrow

Infomercial Host

Jason Reynolds

Interrogation Officer

Lance Caver

Sergeant

Montetré

Mister Theater

Danielle Neblock

Sup Punk

Derek Slade Tucker

Block

Dan Fitz

EMT

Estevan Muñoz

Dood

Evelyn Gail

Mika

Kevin Thomas Klearman

Flat Kevin

Ada Hurtado

Scout

Ben Johnson

Doorman

Michael Morrison

Wade

Carson Brom

Surgeon Boy

Sean Abplanalp

Pete

Daniel Mortemore

Bart Kid

Mayou Roffe

I Need You Matched! Girl

Rodney Mullet

Core Punker

Neil McCalmont

Melting Punk

Ty Anderson

The Creature (voice)

Keiran Ichiban

Operator

Forrest Kiger

Red Coke Guy