It's Pat

Pat Riley, an obnoxious busybody of indeterminable sex, meets and falls in love with Chris, a sensitive, caring person also of indeterminable sex. Their relationship suffers because Pat's a lout, and cannot decide on a direction for their life. Meanwhile, Pat's neighbor Kyle falls further and further into obsession with Pat, fascinated by their indeterminate sexuality.

Julia Sweeney

Pat Riley

Dave Foley

Chris

Charles Rocket

Kyle Jacobsen

Kathy Griffin

Kathy Griffin

Julie Hayden

Stacy Jacobsen

Timothy Stack

Doctor

Mary Scheer

Nurse

Beverly Leech

Mrs. Riley

Kathy Najimy

Tippy

Larry Hankin

Postal Supervisor

Michael Melchiondo Jr.

Himself

Jerry Tondo

Sushi Chef

Aaron Freeman

Himself

Philip McNiven

Sushi Customer

Michael Yama

Curious Sushi Man

Kiyoko Yamaguchi

Curious Sushi Woman

Arleen Sorkin

Herself

Camille Paglia

Herself