The Chosen One

Our fate is in his hands . . . He just doesn't know it yet

Paul is an ordinary man who is at the end of his rope. He hates his job, his beautiful wife has left him, and his mother and gay, Buddhist-monk brother constantly remind him of his shortcomings. Although Paul doesn't know it yet, his life is about to change in a big way.

Rob Schneider

Paul

Steve Buscemi

Neal

Holland Taylor

Ruth

Peter Riegert

Bob

Brandon Molale

Cop # 1

George Dzundza

Norman

Samantha Smith

Christine

Marcus Giamatti

Freddy

Sanny van Heteren

Waitress

Keri Randles

Lily

Kent Shocknek

Newscaster

Michael Yami

Mr. Nakamuri

Pamela Guest

Bird Lady

Jack McGee

Produce Manager

Carolina Gómez

Marissa

Joseph Quinn Bretz

Club Owner