Arthur? Arthur!

The inventor of sure-fire failures leads such an abysmal life that he creates a second identity, that of a dashing, debonair womaniser.

Donald Pleasence

Arthur Brownjohn / Sir Easonby 'E' Mellon

Shelley Winters

Hester Green

Terry-Thomas

Clennery Tubbs

Tammy Grimes

Lady Joan Mellon

Michael Bates

Mr. Harrington

Joan Benham

Mrs. Payne

Mark Eden

Jack Parker

Raymond Huntley

George Payne