Hotel Splendide

The film tells the story of the Blanche family who run a dark and dismal health resort on a remote island which is only accessible by ferry. The spa program consists of feeding the guests seaweed and eel-based meals, then administering liberal colonic irrigation. The spa is run by the family matriarch Dame Blanche until her death. Things continue on with her children running the resort until Kath, the resort's former sous chef and love interest of one of the sons, comes back to the island unannounced. Stranded between monthly ferries, she is a catalyst for a series of events that turns life as it is known at Hotel Splendide on its ear.

Toni Collette

Kath

Daniel Craig

Ronald Blanche

Katrin Cartlidge

Cora Blanche

Stephen Tompkinson

Dezmond Blanche

Hugh O'Conor

Stanley Smith

Helen McCrory

Lorna Bull

Peter Vaughan

Morton Blanche

John Boswall

Bellboy

Joerg Stadler

Sergei Gorgomov

Toby Jones

Kitchen boy

Claire Cathcart

Lorraine Bull

Dan Hildebrand

Waiter

Nadine Leonard

Chambermaid

Len Hibberd

Fisherman

Imogen Claire

Image & Voice of Mrs Blanche

Stanley Kaye

Mr. Lyme

Patrick Bloomfield

Patrick Colonic

Ruby Buchanan

Ruby Colonic