Mortuary Academy

You're Dead. They're Delighted.

"Police Academy" clone, about some nerds who inherit an academy for morticians, which is run by a corrupt closet necropheliac. Of course, the most incompetent students possible are accepted, so that the academy will fail, and all sorts of wacky hijinks ensue.

Christopher Atkins

Max Grimm

Perry Lang

Sam Grimm

Mary Woronov

Mary Purcell

Paul Bartel

Paul Truscott

Lynn Danielson-Rosenthal

Valerie Levitt

Tracey Walter

Don Dickson

Anthony James

Abbott Smith

Stoney Jackson

James Dandridge

Mark Hammond

Larry Hirsch

Wolfman Jack

Bernie Berkowitz

Karen Lorre

Christie Doll (as Karen Witter)

Richard Kennedy

George Miller Esq.

Nedra Volz

Helen

Bruce Wagner

Schuyler

Megan Blake

Tammy

Cesar Romero

Ship's Captain

Gary Veney

Mailman

James Daughton

Yuppie at Car Lot