Rita Tushingham

Penelope

Ralph Richardson

Lord Fortnum of Alamein

Peter Cook

Inspector

Dudley Moore

Sergeant

Michael Hordern

Bules Martin

Spike Milligan

Mate

Arthur Lowe

Father

Mona Washbourne

Mother

Roy Kinnear

Plastic Mac Man

Marty Feldman

Nurse Arthur

Jack Shepherd

Underwater Vicar

Richard Warwick

Alan

Frank Thornton

The BBC

Harry Secombe

Shelter Man

Jimmy Edwards

Nigel

Dandy Nichols

Mrs Ethel Shroake

Bill Wallis

The Prime Minister

Henry Woolf

Electricity Man

Ronnie Brody

Chauffeur

Edward Malin

Club Waiter