Lovelines

They're the Two Hottest Tickets in a Red-Hot Battle of the Bands ... And Now They've Got the Hots for Each Other

Greed, lust, dirty tricks and bloody fist fights... All those things that make life worth living. When Piper and Rick, the two hottest properties in the Battle of the Bands want to make it, only one thing stands in their way. They're from opposing High Schools. And Malibu High's 6'6" muscle-bound monster Godzilla is going to do everything and anything stop his sweet little sister getting it on with some jerk from the Coldwater Canyon High. When all else fails, only Lovelines answering service can keep them together.

Greg Bradford

Rick

Mary Beth Evans

Piper

Michael Winslow

J.D

Don Michael Paul

Jeff

Tammy Taylor

Priscilla

Robert DeLapp

Beagle

Frank Zagarino

Godzilla

Miguel Ferrer

Dragon

Shecky Greene

Master of Ceremonies

John Richard Petersen

J.J.

Albert Szabo

Professor Fromawitz

Todd Bryant

Hammer

Lynn Cartwright

Mrs. Woodson

Jonna Lee

Lisa

Stacey Toten

Cynthia

Robin Watkins

Theresa

Claudia Cowan

Brigit

David Jolliffe

Tongue