Bob Hoskins

Sidney, plumber's mate

Eric Sykes

Mr Blick, the plumber

Eila Roine

Matron

Donald Pleasence

Soup slurper

Raija Laakso

Louise

Sonja Lumme

Pretty nurse

John Mills

Dapper man

Spike Milligan

Der Schauspieler

Sylvi Salonen

The flapper

Hellin Auvinen-Salmi

Old lady

Helinä Viitanen

Zimmer lady

Erkki Thil

Film director

Gabriel Laszlo

Fencer with wig

Hannes Anttila

Fencer

Gunnar Strommer

Man in bath

Lasse Tiilkainen

Magician

Ransu Alhoniemi

Juggler

Mary Hayley Bell

Nursing Home Resident (uncredited)