Bug Hall

Scout Bozell

Alex McKenna

Hannah Zapruder

Curtis Armstrong

Bert Miller

Lainie Kazan

Mrs. Day

Ed McMahon

Grandpa Bozell

Charlene Tilton

Mrs. Zapruder

'Weird Al' Yankovic

Weird Al

Leslie Nielsen

Mr. Penn

John Bennett Perry

Mr. Zapruder

Katsy Chappell

Mrs. Brown

Stephanie Faracy

Mrs. Marlowe

John Walsh

John Walsh

Jonathan Roger Neal

T'Boo

Wink Martindale

Wink Martindale

Phillip Van Dyke

Kent Marlowe

Brad Grunberg

Gym Teacher

Freda Foh Shen

Mrs. Yung

Bruno Marcotulli

Mr. Townsend

Marcus T. Paulk

Walt Whitman

Todd Hurst

Bender

Amanda Fuller

Amanda Fuller

John Kidwell

Spaulding

Asher Metchik

Lucky

Ryan O'Donohue

Coop

Kathleen Kinmont

Newsperson

Gili Lang

Red

Shawn Weatherly

Mrs. Bozell

John R. Fors

Mr. Bozell

Dean Marsico

Cash Tent Screamer

Lisa Stahl

Viola

Kyle Thomas

Joe Lobes

J. Madison Wright

Jillie

Kurtwood Smith

Principal (uncredited)