Hulk Hogan

R J "Hurricane" Spencer

Chris Lemmon

Martin "Bru" Brubaker

Carol Alt

Kelly LaRew

Sam J. Jones

David Kilmer

Charlotte Rae

Lola Miller

Michael Edwards

Felicity Waterman

Megan Whitaker

Robin Weisman

Jessica Whitaker

Patrick Macnee

Edward Whitaker

Lisa Stahl

Nicole

Sandra Thigpen

Citra

Rus Blackwell

Shanks

Jim Neidhart

Norman Kowalski

Jorge González

Terremoto

Fred Ottaviano

Private Investigator

Ed Leslie

Brutus

Jimmy Hart

Jammin' Jimmy

Linda Reyes

Mariel

Guillermo Gentile

Enrique

Santiago Archila

Alfredo

Ryan McNulty

Himself

Mike Agresta

Cuban Man

Heather Hegeman

Cindy

Randy Hermann

Killer

Deanna Hodges

Hotel Clerk

Gustavo Perez

Cuban Soldier

Russ Wheeler

Thunder (voice)

Ray Fernandez

Arm Wrestler