Colin Dale

Nick Diamond

Dursley McLinden

Tim Diamond

Susannah York

Lauren Bacardi

Saeed Jaffrey

Mr. Patel

Patricia Hodge

Betty Charlady/Brenda von Falkenberg

Jimmy Nail

Boyle

Roy Kinnear

Jack Splendide

Bill Paterson

Chief Inspector Snape

Nickolas Grace

Himmell

Robert Bathurst

Vicar

Geraldine Muir

Granddaughter

Michael Medwin

The Professor

Michael Robbins

The Fat Man