Warren Mitchell

Alf Garnett

Dandy Nichols

Else Garnett

Una Stubbs

Rita Garnett

Tony Booth

Mike Rawlins (the boyfriend)

Bill Maynard

Bert

Liam Redmond

Mike's Father

Brian Blessed

Sergeant

Sam Kydd

Fred

Frank Thornton

Valuation Officer

Brenda Kempner

Maud

Michael Robbins

Fred