Jennie Garth

Susan

Brad Rowe

Jake

Tom Arnold

Pat

Nikki Cox

Cheri (voice)

Jay Mohr

Rusty (voice)

Catherine Hicks

Ellen

David O'Donnell

Frank

Miles Elliot

Logan Davis

Ellee Jo Trowbridge

Emma

Conrad Bluth

Josh

John Colton

Reverend Paul

Shawn Ardalan

Elf

Keith Dobbins

Santa Claus

Brock Burnett

Rainbow

Shirell Ferguson-Coleman

Tahira

Ariana Brown

Thelma

Brad Barnholtz

Chauncey

Michael Healey

Troy / Ziggy