Eugene Troobnick

Harvey Middleman (as Gene Troobnick)

Patricia Harty

Lois

Hermione Gingold

Mrs. Koogleman

Arlene Golonka

Harriet

Ruth Jaroslow

The Mother

Will Mackenzie

Dinny

Charles Durning

Dooley

Peter Carew

Barratta

Stanley Myron Handelman

Mookey

Trudy Bordoff

Cindy

Neil Rouda

Richie

Gigi Chevalier

Comet Receptionist

Stacy Graham

Librarian

Maurice Shrog

Mr. Koogleman