Cast (60)
Mark WahlbergJohn Bennett
Mila KunisLori Collins
Seth MacFarlaneTed (voice)
Joel McHaleRex
Giovanni RibisiDonny
Patrick WarburtonGuy
Matt WalshThomas
Jessica BarthTami-Lynn
Aedin MincksRobert
Bill SmitrovichFrank
Patrick StewartNarrator (voice)
Norah JonesNorah Jones
Sam J. JonesSam Jones
Tom SkerrittTom SkerrittBretton ManleyYoung John
Ralph GarmanJohn's Dad
Alex BorsteinJohn's Mom
John VienerAlix
Laura VandervoortTanya
Robert WuAsian Man
Ginger GonzagaGina
Jessica StroupTracy
Melissa OrdwayMichelleMax HarrisGreenbaum KidZane CowansKid #1 / Young Ted's VoiceT.J. HouriganKid #2Owen ClarkeKid #3Kristina ElleryHeavenlyKatelyn LorrenChereneChanty SokAngelique
Sarah FischerSauvignon BlancCassie DjerfWaitressJoe SirianiGuy at Table #1Pat SheaGuy at Table #2
Paul CampbellGuy in Line
Josh DuvendeckGuy #1
Chris CoxGuy #2
Henry PenziPartygoer (Ted's Buddy)Tania CabreraGirl at Party
Colton ShiresTeenage JohnViera Andrea MoyaPlymouth PR WorkerHeajee KimClub GirlLydia HannibalEllenShawn ThorntonCrazy Guy
Eric WeinsteinStagehand
Danny SmithWaiterMike NikitasNewscaster
Robin HamiltonFemale Newscaster
Mike HenrySouthern NewscasterJohnny Lee DavenportHusband
Chris EverettWife
Tara StrongBellybutton (voice) (uncredited)
Ted DansonTed Danson (uncredited)
Ryan ReynoldsJared (uncredited)Olivia JordanParty Guest (uncredited)
Alexandra CreteauClub Patron (uncredited)Emmalyn AndersonConcert Attendee (uncredited)
John FranchiTourist / Pedestrian (uncredited)
Ronald BooneLiberty Mechanic (uncredited)Paul CampbellGuy in LineArt
- Chris CarnesSet Decoration
- Stephen J. LineweaverProduction Design
- E. David CosierArt Direction
- Kyra Friedman CurcioSet Decoration
Camera
- Michael BarrettDirector Of Photography
- Jaimie TruebloodStill Photographer
- Claire FolgerStill Photographer
- Gregory W. SmithSteadicam Operator
Costume & Make-Up
Crew
- Eddie BraunStunts
- Jill BrownStunts
- Bryce BurkeStunts
- Daniel LeavittStunts
- Ian MclaughlinStunts
- Kristopher MedinaStunts
- Dana ReedStunts
- Brandon SebekStunts
- Bill YoungStunts
- Anthony 'Ace' ThomasChoreographer
- Q FortierSystems Administrators & Support
- Jill BrownStunt Double
- Luci RombergStunts
- Spike SilverStunts
- Eddie YansickStunts
- Phil CulottaStunts
- Kevin ScottStunts
- Mickey GiacomazziStunts
- Sean GrahamStunts
- Crystal DalmanStunts
- Scott RogersStunt Coordinator
- Regis HarringtonStunts
- Paul MariniStunts
Directing
Editing
Lighting
Production
- Scott StuberProducer
- Mark KamineUnit Production Manager
- Mark KamineCo-Producer
- Eric HeffronCo-Producer
- Sheila JaffeCasting
- John JacobsProducer
- Seth MacFarlaneProducer
- Jason ClarkProducer
- Jon MoneExecutive Producer
Sound
- Tom WilliamsSound Mixer
- Moira MarquisMusic Editor
- Murray AdlerMusic Supervisor
- Todd SheidenbergerOrchestrator
- Walter MurphyOriginal Music Composer
- Ralph OsbornDialogue Editor
- Curt SchulkeyDialogue Editor
- Vanessa LapatoDialogue Editor
- Stan JonesMusic Editor
Visual Effects
- Jimmy AlmeidaAnimation
- Andy HassAnimation
- Danny SouthardAnimation
- Steve BuddAnimation
- Andrea CastagnoliAnimation
- Aaron ClementAnimation
- Aaron ClementAnimation
- Ben ForsterAnimation
- Shaun FreemanAnimation
- David GoodAnimation
- Trevor HunterAnimation
- Louis JonesAnimation
- Victoria LivingstoneAnimation
- Jonathan LyonsAnimation
- Brian MendenhallAnimation
- Loïc MiermontAnimation
- Jess MorrisAnimation
- Christopher MullinsAnimation
- Heath PagramAnimation
- Christel PougeoiseAnimation
- Mark PowersAnimation
- Nathan RossAnimation
- Amita SahgalAnimation
- Scott SlaterAnimation
- Miles SouthanAnimation
- Johnny TurcoAnimation
- Larry WhiteAnimation
- William R. WrightAnimation
- Ryan BradleyAnimation
- Blair ClarkVisual Effects Supervisor
- Tom GibbonsAnimation
- Avner EngelAnimation
- Nicholas TripodiAnimation
- Daniel FotheringhamAnimation
- Neil KennedyAnimation
- Shane HallAnimation