Lindsay Lohan

Tara

James Deen

Christian

Gus Van Sant

Dr. Campbell

Nolan Gerard Funk

Ryan

Amanda Brooks

Gina

Tenille Houston

Cynthia

Jarod Einsohn

Hoodie Guy

Chris Zeischegg

Reed

Victor of Aquitaine

Randall

Jim Boeven

Jon

Philip Pavel

Erik

Lily LaBeau

Young Hot Girl

Thomas Trussell

Young Hot Guy

Alex Ashbaugh

David

Chris Schellenger

Jaden

Lauren Schacher

Caitlin

Diana Gitelman

Receptionist

Andres De La Fuente

Photographer

Lucy Donovan

Michelle LaRue

Sandra Rosko

Bar patron

Ashli Haynes

Annette Grubin

Melissa Goette

Amanda Gaulick

Catherine Castillo

Matthew Hoffman

Matthew Hoffman (uncredited)