Bob Hope

Thomas J. 'Tom' Meade

Elke Sommer

Didi

Marjorie Lord

Mrs. Martha Meade

Phyllis Diller

Lily

Cesare Danova

Pepe Pepponi

Joyce Jameson

Switchboard Operator

Norman Leavitt

Titus Zeale

Terry Burnham

Doris Meade

Kevin Burchett

Larry Meade

Kelly Thordsen

Detective Shawn Regan

Benny Baker

Lt. Schwartz

Walter Mathews

Stagehand