Ian Williams

Mark

Thomas Arklie

Simon

Gordon Alexander

Drop Dead Gorgeous (as Gordon Milne)

Dillie Keane

Siobban

Nicholas Harrison

Siobhan's First Lover

Ian McKellen

Quilt Documentary Narrator (voice)

Sinitta Renet Malone

Quilt Documentary Narrator (voice) (as Sinitta)

Caroline Munro

Mrs. Pignon

Paul Cottingham

1st Poxy Shirt Lifter

Lloyd T. Williams

Bodybuilder (as Lloyd Williams)

Robert Sturtz

Chris

Benjamin Sterz

Man in Gym

Tony Slattery

Terry

Brian Carter

Leather Man

John Altman

Dogger