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Brinke StevensLaura Reynolds
Tom SaviniJesus Christ
Robert Z'DarDet. Bobby Romero
Felissa RoseMelissa
Joe EstevezBrooks
Conrad BrooksDean Martinson
Edwin NealGod
Uwe BollHimself
J.R. BookwalterCrazed Professor
Jeff BurrPhil (voice)Joe FleishakerCaller #1 (voice)
Jeff Dylan GrahamHarper
Trent HaagaTed Kopafeel
Ron JeremyTodd
Lloyd KaufmanBill the Janitor
Tina KrauseJenny Jackson
Jose Prendes911 Caller (voice)
Linnea QuigleyPrincipal Russo
Fred Olen RayFred (voice)Lilith StabsAli
Julie StrainDispatcher
William SmithLord ZombiePaul DarrigoJeff Jackson