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Paul KayeCliff Starkey
Johnny VegasTrevor
James CromwellRay Speight
Bernard CribbinsMutley
Alice EvansKerry
Vince VaughnRick Schwartz
Imelda StauntonBridget
James FleetAlan the Pipe
Kenneth CranhamChairman Collins
Ian McNeiceHugh The Sideburns
David RyallGiles Wilton
Terry AldertonBouncer Jonno
Meredith MacNeillSuzi
Emma AmosLocal News Reporter
Paul BentallGate Guard
Neil ConrichReporter DaveNeil ConrichReporter Dave
Pamela CundellOAPJosephine D'ArbyHerself
Mark DymondKyle Doohan
Mark LittleMark Doohan
Rosie EdeThe Cleaner
Neil FinnighanMTV Awards Stunt Guy
Christopher GodwinBowls Official
Howard GoorneyReg Boyt
Ian LindsayDull RefereeAngus LoughranHimself
Nigel LindsayTargitex Chairman
David SchneiderYoung Buck Reporter
Geoffrey McGivernBrian Cronk
Felicity MontaguAstronomy Professor
Jeff RawleDennis
Vicki PepperdineHenna Haired PAStephen NoonanThe Advert DirectorIan O'HaraThe Lion MascotBeau HolmesThe Kangaroo Mascot
Julian RivettJournalist #1Marlene SidawayFifty-Year Old Lady
Tony SlatteryFlash RefereeBarry WoolgarJournalist #2Jess-Luisa FlynnSecretary (uncredited)
Mel SmithBowls Commentator (voice)Matt Green
Jon SnowHimself