Ted Danson

Spence Holden

Howie Mandel

Dennis Powell

Richard Mulligan

Wayne "Turnip" Parragella

Stuart Margolin

Maurice "Binky" Drundza

María Conchita Alonso

Claudia Pazzo

Jennifer Edwards

Ellen Frankenthaler

Paul Sorvino

Tony Pazzo

Rick Ducommun

Wardell

Keye Luke

Ishimine

Arthur Hill

(uncredited)

Jack O'Leary

Piano Mover

Ed Herlihy

TV Reporter

Walter Charles

Auctioneer

Emma Walton Hamilton

First Extra

Tawny Moyer

Leading Lady

Carrie Leigh

Second Extra

Sharan Lea

Young Girl

Brooke Alderson

Aileen

Rick Overton

Companion

Dennis Franz

Phil

John Short

Assistant Director

James Cromwell

Detective Blist

Vic Polizos

Detective Hunker

Teddy Wilson

Covington

Valerie Wildman

Anchorwoman

Craig Richard Nelson

The Director (uncredited)

Larry Storch

Leopold Klop