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Jack LemmonHarry Hinkle
Walter MatthauWillie Gingrich
Ron RichBoom Boom Jackson
Judi WestSandy Hinkle
Cliff OsmondPurkey
Lurene TuttleMother HinkleHarry HolcombeO'Brien
Les TremayneThompson
Marge RedmondCharlotte Gingrich
Ann ShoemakerSister Veronica
Ned GlassDoc Schindler
Archie MooreMr. Jackson
Howard McNearMr. CimoliHarry DavisDr. KrugmanLauren GilbertKincaid
Sig RumanProfessor Winterhalter
Noam PitlikMaxMaryesther DenverNurse
Judy PaceElvira
Helen KleebLaw Firm Switchboard Operator and Receptionist
Bartlett RobinsonSpecialist #1
Ben WrightDoctor
Dodie HeathNun
William ChristopherInterne (as Bill Christopher)Robert P. LiebSpecialist #2Martin BlaineSpecialist #3
Herbie FayeMaury - the Equipment Man
Billy BeckMaury's AssistantLisa LinskyGinger Gingrich (as Lisa Jill)John Todd RobertsJeffrey GingrichKeith JacksonCBS Football AnnouncerHerbert EllisTV Director (as Herb Ellis)Herb EllisTV Director (as Herb Ellis)
Robert DoQuiMan in Bar (as Bob Doqui)
John AndersonAbraham Lincoln (uncredited)Gary BohnParamedic (uncredited)
Jim BrownRunning Back - Number 32 (archive footage) (uncredited)Daniel ElamBar Patron (uncredited)Rudy GermaneCommuter (uncredited)Chester JonesCook (uncredited)Chuck SchodowskiStadium Cameraman (uncredited)Jon SiloTailor (uncredited)